why is it that whenever a woman criticizes another woman, it's because the criticizer isn't as pretty/secure in her image/successful/popular as the criticized, but when a man does it, it's just his opinion?

is there some sort of man on man criticism ring where if one guy says something about another that's less than glowing, it's because the first guy's penis is smaller than the second or something?

hn. some people should have mandatory thought-to-mouth filters.

I'm not doin fine
I'm desecrating lives
I boned a phone booth of a lady shaky heinous crimes
Nailing hands down to floorboards
angry side gone overboard
and
I'm bored
still bored
I'm so bored

[chorus]
I've got a funny little feeling
my arms are shaking like a lightning rod, yeah
I'll cannonball right through the ceiling
and sink my teeth in till the feelings gone, yeah

Oh I'm a slow move guy
No time for swattin flies
Appeasing bees knees easing g string seizing wheezing funny little feeling
Lick it dry
Wonders just who am I?
Prison warden, teenage boy, transvestite with high heels on
Hey where has my life gone
ain't done anything I want
according to my list
I've still got so many musicians to kill
will kill until I fill my landfi-i-ll full of bodies standing still

[chorus x3]

I've got a funny little
I've got a funny little
I've got a funny little feelin
I've got a funny little
I've got a funny little
I've got a funny little feelin
feelin
feelin

Oh, you know the feeling

my school is adorable <3

they had the cafeteria covered in chalk outlines and fake body parts and splotches of blood, and the staff were all dressed up in costumes, and they had a michael myers wandering around.

somebody played werewolves of london

brb, halloween music listen get time go go go <3

Pick a character I write or have written and I'll tell you their...

01. Full name:
02. Best friend:
03. Sexuality:
04. Favorite color:
05. Relationship status:
06. Ideal mate:
07. Turn-ons:
08. Last sexual experience:
09. Favorite food:
10. Crushes:
11. Favorite music:
12. Biggest fear:
13. Biggest fantasy:
14. Quirks in bed:
15. Bad habits:
16. Biggest regret:
17. Best kept secrets:
18. Last thought:
19. Worst sexual/romantic experience:
20. Biggest insecurity:

indicate universe, with some of the characters you might pick. the fuckers clone themselves sometimes.

if anybody can tell me what the fuck Sting was smoking when he wrote "Desert Rose", I swear I'll give you a fucking cookie

so i figured I'd bounce in to let ya;ll know I was alive, but I had nothing interesting to say.

so here's a picture katie sent me of gordon ramsey with a lamb.

dear prospective collegiate types;

the proper response to a friendly 'would you like something to read?' offering of a little booklet at one of your prospective college's activity display tables is not to eye the girl trying to break the ice with you as if she's trying to hand you a sopping wet dildo.

you will not do well if you fear written words. college has books and stuff.



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